Your money's worth

And you thought you were having a uniquely good time at all these other name-brand-high-end, classy people clubs in and around Atlanta? I bet you didn't know you could also hang at the Coco Loco de la Noche on Moreland Avenue then. There's a party there for sure every weekend. Class included.

And you thought you were so original when mobbing these name brand clubs, dancing all sweaty-like to the latest hip-hop tune, grinding on the closest guy or girl that let you, trying to get someone to go home with you?

You say you want good looking girls dressed in skimpy clothes? You want girls who'll let you feel a little something while "dancing?" And you want to pay an astronomical cover at the door? Oh, and you want to smell all smokey when you leave (a nice blend of camels, marlboro, kools and pot)? And you want messy bathrooms with nasty floors? And you also need loud music and flashing lights with lots of fog? You should definitely check this place out, really. It's better than all those other places in Atlanta. You get all your above-listed must-have's. You get to practice your Spanish. You get to say you're still hanging ITP. You get to feel up on girls/guys- 'cept here you have to pay these girls to dance all up on them. You can also buy them drinks and get rejected here if that's your preference. They have it all.

And you thought you were so original. Turns out- no matter where you go the scene's the same.

Sure, the Coco Loco de la Noche patrons are mostly brown, and they dance to too much tuba, and they hop in place while grinding on their partner and they speak Spanish and throw beer cans when angered, but it's still the same game. They dress up a little for a special night out, spend too much money on booze, feel like shit the next day all in the name of fun and relaxation. Yeaaah!

Fever, Halo, Heretic, Velvet, MJQ, Coco- no matter where it's all a good time. Lots of patrons, one goal.....